An inside look on the things you dont care about anyway.

its been a while.

2006-01-28T04:22:27Z

so ive had this forever. i used to post every day. but i stopped becuase i got lazy. but whatever. im going to try to start posting. to give you an inside look at my life. no holds bars. if thats how the expression goes.

so whats new?

1. lip pierced.
2. started a band (1978!)
3. ive had about three girlfriends. and lost all three of them.

what happened today.

well i woke up, and i did nothing until at least two oclock. then i go to play foot ball twist my left ankle and dislocate and relocate my right knee. im still hobbling around. and thats about it. more reposts later.

TOTALLY RAD TO DA MAXXX

2005-04-20T00:27:24Z

ok so its been my birth-dizzazle (birthday for you lame purpatratas) and i spent some money and got awesome presents

tim got me the thriller vynal( is that how its spelled?) any way EFFING AWESOME

salma and rachel got me maxi pad totally killer

from the money i got from everyone else i bought myself seinfeld seasons 1-3, viva la bam seasons 2 & 3, team america world police, and CANNIBAL! the musical.

totally awesome. but anyone who reads this is lame. like me. and you. thats right you. no, the person behind you... yes you! ...tard.

well you can leave my journal now to beat the traffic...or you can stick around and beat your meat your choice DOUCHE :: gives finger and walks away ::

shoehorn86 @ 2005-04-12T16:36:00

2005-04-12T20:45:16Z

FOREWORD: For This Entry Anything in a "[]" Is Part Of The Scenerio Back To The Entry!

[As the record player spins a young boy, 15 sits mesmorized{?} by the sultry sound of B.B. King, thus leaving him unaware of the aproaching character]

" why are you sitting there all dazed out?"
" wha?"
" forget it, your useless. It's Over"

[ The character was his girlfriend, that would be the last time they spoke, he wakes up for school and meets a new girl he firghts for her, this is his story.]

* The following story takes place from 7:35am-2:35pm, in a small town public Highschool*

[ the boy walks through the door, he is met by his two friends, one is a tall boy with dark hair and bright eyes. The other is an average height female with long red hair who seams to be fixated on him. He takes no notice to the world around him be cuase he sees "her". he goes up to her and starts a conversation.]

"uuh hey, whats up?"
"not much, im just getting ready for class, do you have the home work?"
"oh, uuh yea. let...me...just... oh here we go."
" thanks hun!" [she luaghs and gives him a hug and walks to class, he stands mesmorized. his friends aproach him again]

To Be Continued.......

shoehorn86 @ 2005-04-12T16:15:00

2005-04-12T20:19:03Z

hey everyone,

its been a while since ive been here. and i guess it hasnt changed since huh.
well yea everything is well, im still a consumer whore, and a sucker for the love scene, go figure. i usually dont have much to say but i decided to not say it here. if you are going to read my journal then tell me otherwise itll be a while till i write again. and besides if i didnt write, where would you get all your horrible and mildly funny entries from? thats what i thought WHORES!

and ive decided to put top ten smarty pants lists to see whos reading.
first 10 to correctly guess what movie the quote is from,will be added to the list (answer in comments)

"This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery."

im outie

shoehorn86 @ 2005-02-07T15:20:00

2005-02-07T20:19:56Z

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postal service - such great heights :: urbnmix.net

shoehorn86 @ 2005-02-05T11:22:00

2005-02-05T16:21:16Z

TAYLOR
T	is for	Trustworthy
A	is for	Active
Y	is for	Yummy
L	is for	Luscious
O	is for	Outstandingly Handsome
R	is for	Romantic

What Does Your Name Mean?

You Must Do This First, To Steal It.

2005-02-02T20:33:18Z

1. Tell me something obvious about you.
2. Tell me something about you that many don't know.
3. What is your biggest fear?
4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut?
5. Name one thing you want that you can't buy with money.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do often?
8. Tell me something sexual about you that I don't know.
9. Tell me something sexual about you that everyone knows.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
11. Name something you've done once that you can't wait to do again.
12. Are you the jealous type?
13. What is the one person, place or thing you can't say no to?
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?
16. When was the last time you cried?
17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
19. Name something embarrassing you did while being drunk.
20. If you post this in your journal would you like me to answer it?

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-31T20:30:00

2005-02-01T01:29:49Z

the following entry is a dream i had last night thought youd like to read it.

(fill in "you" with jess jay-jay or jessica which ever you wish becuase thats who it was originally adressed to)

it started out as me walking down a street alone kicking a can when all of a sudden i get yanked off the street by a hand wearing a medical rubber glove like a doctors glove then i was in a stroller leaving a hospital and i was hurled down a flight of stairs but there was a sign above the stairs and it said " Welcome To The Real World Sucker" which frightened me. but then when i got to the bottom of the steps instead of being as hurt as i should have been, i was wearing a backpack and i had an apple in one hand and a lunch bag in the other. as soon as i stepped in the door i dropped my lunch bag and everything came pooring out but every food item sprang to life and took for of every friend i ever made and they waved to me and threw me in the bag. when i got out, i was sitting at my computer talking to you. when all of a sudden your hand reached through the screen and pulled me into a movie theatre wher my dream was playing but we were kissing. then we spun around and when it stopped we were kissing under the alter in a church and we ran down the stairs and jumped in a car and drove off into the sun set and then it had a sign that said " Thanks for Coming, We Hope You Enjoyed The Ride" then i woke up.

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-31T16:26:00

2005-01-31T22:01:13Z

yea so im super bored right now. Jay is at Kickline right now so im alone till 5-ish once she gets home we'll talk for awhile probably which will be uber sweet. and ye thats a survey under the lj cut so read it if you want steal it if you wish i only would like either a comment or a recognition for it, so yea later playerrrrrrrrrrrrs

(1) Your gender: male
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: straight
(3) Single?: nope
(4) Want to be?: never
(5) Your birth day: April 24, 1990
(6) Age you act: whatever age i feel
(7) Age you wish you were: and age of eternal happiness
(8) Your height: 5'11
(9) The color of your eyes: crystal blue
(10) Happy with it?: my eye color? theres not much i can do about it, so yea
(11) The color of your hair: blonde with black high lights
(12) Happy with it?: id rather it be pink but what ya gonna do?
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: right
(14) Your living arrangement?: with my parents
(27) Your family: mom, dad, and un hermano
(29) What's your job: being a full time whack job
(30) Piercings?: none as of now.
(31) Tattoos?: none
(32) Obsessions?: andy kaufman, howard huges, zach braff
(35) Do you speak another language? i take spanish..but im pretty bad at it
(36) Have a favorite quote?: " its better to burn out then fade away" - kurt cobain
(37) Do you have a webpage?: nope

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
(38) Do you live in the moment?: definantley
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: tolerant enough
(40) Do you have any secrets?: who doesnt?
(41) Do you hate yourself?: why?
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: could be neater
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: compulsivley lieing
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: im either sexy or funny
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: "When A Bad Thing Goes Good"
(46) What's your biggest fear?: quicksand....not literal quicksand
(47) Can you sing: if i think i can
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: for comedy but never for coolness
(49) Are you a loner?: probably
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: sure
(52) Are you a daredevil?: i guess so
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i hate my lack of mental stability
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: depends on the task
(55) Have you got a ?: a what?
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength- comedy, Weakness- lack of words
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself?: if i think about that then im like all the others LOVE YOURSELF PEOPLE
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: love
(59) How do you vent?: Vent?
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: sure
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: i have no regrets
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: as good as it will be.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: No Worries No Regrets
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: my hands
(65) And least?: my lungs
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: hells yea
(67) Are you confident?: surley
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Jesus or The Fonz
(69) Do people know how you feel?: ...sure...?
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: probably by people i dont care about being precieved by

DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?: nope
(72) Do drugs?: nope
(73) Read the newspaper?: nah
(74) Pray?: never
(75) Go to church? organized religion is bullshit
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: barley
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: nah
(78) Take walks in the rain?: yes
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes
(80) Drive?: not yet
(81) Like to drive fast?: see # 80

HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?: sure
(83) Hurt yourself?: not intentionally
(84) Been out of the country?: yea
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: maybe?
(86) Burped?: yea
(87) Been unfaithful?: definantley
(88) Been in love?: i am now
(89) Done drugs?: nope
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: yes
(92) Had a surgery?: no
(93) Ran away from home?: no
(94) Played strip poker: haha
(95) Gotten beaten up?: nah
(97) Been picked on?: yea
(98) Been on stage?: yep
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: i dont drink- never have
(100) Slept outdoors?: yes
(101) Thought about suicide?: no never
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: yes
(103) If yes, what is your record?: 26 hours
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: yes
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yes
(107) Slept all day?: yep
(108) Killed someone?: haha..no
(109) Made out with a stranger?: no
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: no
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: haha yes
(112) Kissed the same sex?: nope
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: nope
(114) Been betrayed?: yes
(115) Had a dream that came true?: yea
(116) Broken the law?: not really
(117) Met a famous person?: yes
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: no
(146) Stolen anything?: no
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: nah
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: yea
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: sure?
(150) Considered religious vocation?: i dont think so
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: nope
(152) Bungee jumped?: not yet
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: yea

CLOTHES and other fashion
(154) Shoe brand?: Cons baby!
(155) Brand of clothing?: nothing specific
(156) Cologne/perfume?: according to jess axe lol
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: jeans and some type of tshirt
(159) Wear hats?: yea
(161) Wear make-up?: never
(162) Favorite place to shop?: hot topic?
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: my gangsta hat
(164) Are you trendy?: of course!
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: hells no

BELIEFS
(166) Believe in life on other planets?: yea
(167) Miracles?: yes
(168) Astrology?: yea
(169) Magic?: yes
(170) God?: not one
(171) Satan?: yes
(172) Santa?: why not?
(173) Ghosts?: yea
(174) Luck?: yes
(175) Love at first sight?: maybe
(176) Yin and Yang?: i guess
(177) Witches?: what the hell huh?
(178) Easter bunny?: might as well
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: absolutely
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: yea
(181) Do you wish on stars?: i have before

LOVE, and all that
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: nope, why should i?
(183) Do you remember your first love?: yea her name is jess
(184) Still love him/her?: yes
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: of course not
(186) What do you find romantic?: everything Jay-Jay is
(187) Turn-on?: nice eyes, sweetness
(188) Turn-off?: self obsessiveness
(189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: no
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: i would feel wierd
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: i like surprises
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: i guess? it doesntreally matter
(203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i guess so..ive been told im sexay
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: just..everything
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: nothing really
(207) What's the last present someone gave you? a firm confrimation
(208) Are you in love?: yes i am
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: shes amazing
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: keep walking..sorry but im taken!

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: the ghost of lizzy bordan
(212) You wanted to kill?: the drummer of metallica
(213) That you laughed at?: mike
(214) That laughed at you?: rich
(215) That turned you on?: Jay Jay
(216) You went shopping with?: me?
(217) That broke your heart?: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(218) To disappoint you?: hmm..
(219) To ask you out?: haha
(220) To make you cry?: cant remember
(221) To brighten up your day?: Jay-Jay
(222) That you thought about?: Jay-Jay
(223) You saw a movie with?: Jay-Jay
(224) You talked to on the phone?: jay-Jay
(225) You talked to through IM?: Chynna
(226) You saw?: Dakota And His Friends
(227) You lost?: hm..
(229) You thought was completely insane?: Me
(230) You wanted to be?: Howard Hughes haha
(231) You told off?: Joey
(232) You trusted?: Jay-Jay
(233) You turned down?: ??

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: Last Night
(235) Laughed?: a couple mins ago
(236) Cried?: ...
(237) Bought something?: today
(238) Danced?: last night
(239) Were sarcastic?: im always sarcastic
(240) hugged someone?: saturday?
(241) Talked to an ex?: Today
(242) Watched your fave movie?: Last night
(243) Had a nightmare?: awhile ago
(245) Talked on the phone?: last night
(246) Listened to the radio?: in the car a little while ago
(247) Watched TV?: last night
(248) Went out?: yesturday
(249) Helped someone?: i helped myself to a soda?
(250) Were mean?: hmm not sure
(251) Sang?: in the car before
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: Saturday
(253) Said "I love you"?: yesterday
(254) Missed someone?: now
(255) Fought with a family member?: last night
(256) Fought with a friend?: not sure
(257) Had a serious conversation?: Last night
(258) Got drunk?: never
(259) Had sex?: hahaha

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-30T22:59:00

2005-01-31T03:58:08Z

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-29T23:27:00

2005-01-30T04:34:49Z

ok so i met the parents. it went swimmingly, thank god. i was super nervous the whole five hours before the whole thing. but flowers for the mom conversation for the dad, complete bliss from Jay-Jay.

so we started at applebees. i started with an akward bowling ball in my throat.
What should i say? it was hopeless i knew it would probably be the last time i saw her. but pretty soon it went away. we hit it off thank god for that. her mom is as sweet and killer fun as her and the "papa duke" as she puts it was a down to earth less intimidating man then expected. "Yeah, I think my dad wants to date him. But I won't let him. Thats why my dad has my mom." says Jay-Jay.

after that we saw phantom of the opera PER-FEC-TION. it was just amazing. i cant use any other word to describe it. but i have no idea what happened. haha.
but yea ill let you use your imagination for that section of the outing

but yea im talking to her now and well days keep getting better and better...........Le Sigh

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-29T23:02:00

2005-01-30T04:01:20Z

How to make a Taylor

Ingredients:

5 parts killer hotness

1 part self-sufficiency

1 part beauty

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

yea

2005-01-28T23:25:55Z

Taurus & Aquarius

When Taurus and Aquarius come together, they can move mountains -- if they can figure out how to coordinate their efforts. Taurus's practical, down-to-earth approach to life is about as opposite as can be to Aquarius's unconventional, out-of-this-world approach to just about everything! Taurus resists change and Aquarius is the most progressive of all 12 Signs of the Zodiac. How do these two get along, then? They may appear to have few common interests, but they share a very strong desire to succeed -- which means they may make better business partners than lovers.

Since these two can both be extremely opinionated, they must take care not to get into arguments, especially because of their dissimilar reactions to tension: When Taurus gets angry they tend to charge like the Bulls that they are; when Aquarius feels pressure, they tend to pull away, using an aloof demeanor to put space between themselves and their 'tormentor.' This can make Taurus push even harder, causing Aquarius to pull further away ... and so on. They like to do things their way with as little fuss as possible. Modern, progressive Aquarius may find Taurus's dedication to routine a bit boring. Taurus will find Aquarius exciting yet may feel frustrated trying to keep up with this inventor's quick mind. Despite their differences, however, they do have something to offer one another. Though Aquarius will have a hard time admitting it (even to themselves), they'll find Taurus's solid base to be comfortingly supportive, and Taurus will find Aquarius stimulating, if not altogether comfortable.

Taurus is ruled by Venus (Love) and Aquarius is ruled by Saturn (Karma) and Uranus (Rebellion). Venus is a warm, feminine energy and Saturn a cold masculine energy. Uranus is about all things strange and unusual. Venus focuses on beauty, romance and sensual pleasures, all of which are important and pleasing to Taurus. Saturn causes Aquarius to focus on hard work and discipline to achieve goals; Uranus lends an Aquarius that revolutionary thinking. Taurus can show Aquarius that life is based on emotions and improved by beauty and comfort. Aquarius can show Taurus how to keep striving for betterment -- and how to move away from something if it isn't working, an important lesson for Taurus to learn.

Taurus is an Earth Sign and Aquarius is an Air Sign. Aquarius focuses on intellectual connections and pursuits while Taurus focuses on more practical and sensual interests. Where Taurus asks, 'How will this help me achieve my goals in life?' Aquarius asks, 'What else?' These two can have trouble understanding one another; if Taurus clings too closely or if Aquarius seems too cold and aloof, trouble can erupt. If they operate from a base of mutual love and respect, however, these two can grow to understand how one another works.

Taurus and Aquarius are both Fixed Signs. They're both stubborn and, once they make up their minds, don't like to change their viewpoint or opinion. This steadfastness extends to their personal life: Once they're committed to one another, almost nothing can make them decide to abandon the relationship. If the relationship is smooth and mutually beneficial, this is a good thing, but if the relationship is inhibitive for either or both partners, their refusal to admit it should end can seriously hamper both of their growth in life. If they realize that working together is more yielding than butting heads, they will remain productive. Since Taurus tends to be more practical, they might be the first to back down in an argument -- if they deem it practical to do so.

What's the best aspect of the Taurus-Aquarius relationship? Their unstoppable team power that is possible once they clear their path of obstacles. Both Signs have very powerful personalities, so neither will dominate the other -- no matter how hard they try! This relationship can be truly exciting and satisfying once these two Signs work out how it'll work between them.

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-28T16:38:00

2005-01-28T21:39:42Z

today was the best day i have ever took part in. i cant believe it sorry god for that but it was the only private place.

perfect moment.

perfect place.

perfect time.

perfect placement.

perfect us.

perfect YOU.

lol i guess im not to lazy to update huh? write a good one Jay-Jay. we deffinantly have to get puccio though. hes a dick. and uuuuuh yea someone comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-27T14:58:00

2005-01-27T19:56:34Z

mood | just woke up.. ]
[ music | silence ]

*Post a memory of me in your comments. It can be anything you want. Then post this in your journal and see what people remember about you*

Took that from Nikki..do it now!!

4 comments|post comment

best entry ever

2005-01-26T23:23:04Z

FOREWORD: For This Entry Anything in a "[]" Is Part Of The Scenerio Back To The Entry!

[A Young Boy Sits At Computer Alone Typing And The SLR Song That I Cant Spell Keeps Repeating Itself]

"wow your amazing" Types The Boy

"i feel the same way" Types A Mysterious Girl

wow so farso good more to come

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-26T13:29:00

2005-01-26T18:30:43Z

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this will be the only entry ever read becuase it starts with a bunch of fucks. so ill put what i really have to say here. im pretty sure im in love. dont drown me before you know the story though. shes just different from my other girl friends. shes just...............amazing and it just seems like a teen romance film right now and i dont know what to say so im outie peace playerrrrrr

shoehorn86 @ 2005-01-19T19:52:00

2005-01-20T00:52:04Z

what ever this journal is poitless

all the journals i have are

there good for nothing but my idiot friends amusment

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-31T19:15:00

2005-01-01T00:19:17Z

i figured id join in on the resolutions

1- write letters back to everyone who sent me one
2- stop trying so hard in relationship situations
3- repremand all of my arguments and fights over the year
4- visit my grandfathers grave and tell him what i never said
5- stop my lieing
6- drop at least 100 pounds
7- visit all my parted relatives
8- finish my book/script/screen play
9- write a good song
10- take a stand
11- make whats wrong write
12- have less regrets
13- face my fears head on
14- take the punishment for my actions
15- be nicer to those around me

those are the things i want to accomplish this year

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-20T20:27:00

2004-12-21T01:26:31Z

yea im back what ever but check out the bitchen icon

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-17T19:26:00

2004-12-18T00:27:49Z

wow its been a while but yea im updating to sayim like going on a vacation? not like an actual vacation but a not updating vacation. so like yea i wont be doing this for a while i might update my greatest journal so check here:

greatestjournal.com/drop_it_jeffrey

if that doesnt work just type my name in the search on the user search in the web site oh and my password is skank so anyone who reads this has permission to write in it and my password for this user name is mynameistaylor so write in here too

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-09T18:03:00

2004-12-09T23:04:22Z

&heart;

oh snap im good i wonder if it works with stars ? ☆

idk i will in about five secongs though

FUCK!

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-07T15:45:00

2004-12-07T20:50:04Z

i need your help!

whats a good song to learn on the guitar?
i already know:
"ohio is for lovers"
"buried a lie"
"come as you are"
"everlong"
"the man who sold the world"
"motivation proclamation"
"dammit"
"all the small things"
"the james bond theme song"
"im not ok (i promise)"
"faith"
"smells like teen spirit"
and i think that about covers it so anyother song is ok

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-06T18:52:00

2004-12-06T23:55:46Z

how bitching is that?

wow, i hate christmas trees. im sorry i just do.the only reason this picture is here, is because of the festive ornements. end of story

gangsta bitch

shoehorn86 @ 2004-12-06T17:19:00

2004-12-06T22:23:44Z

THE LAST 30 DAYS HAVE YOU
[x] written something on your body
[x] made a wish
[x] tied your shoes
[x] eaten cake
[ ] signed a contract
[ ] made something explode
[x] directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
[ ] sent something through the US mail
[x] been very angry
[ ] gone a day without eating
[x] watched more than three different television shows
[ ] prayed (organized religion is such bullshit)
[ ] had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
[ ] been intoxicated by any substance
[ ] thrown up
[ ] gotten paid
[ ] gone a night without sleeping
[ ] broken something you like by accident
[ ] envied someone very strongly
[ ] finished an artistic project
[ ] hated
[ ] fucked
[x] made very loud noise
[x] made noise that was too loud
[x] given a thumbs up
[ ] agreed to go to Highland Park, CA within the next week
[ ] slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own (sort of)
[ ] sampled (up to interpretation)
[ ] listened to Pat Benatar's "Love Is A Battlefield"
[ ] been drunk
[ ] smoked pot
[ ] kissed a member of the opposite sex
[ ] rode in a taxi
[ ] been dumped
[ ] been fired
[ ] been in a fist fight
[ ] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
[ ] snuck out of my parent's house
[ ] been arrested
[ ] made out with a stranger
[ ] stole something from my job
[ ] went on a blind date
[ ] lied to a friend
[ ] had a crush on teacher
[ ] been to europe
[ ] skipped school

DO YOU
[ ] have a bf
[ ] have a gf
[x] have a crush
[ ] feel loved
[x] feel lonely
[eh..] feel happy
[ ] hate yourself
[x] have a dog
[x] have your own room
[x] listen to rap
[x] listen to rock
[ ] listen to soul
[ ] listen to techno
[ ] listen to reggae
[ ] paint your nails
[x] have more than one best friend
[semi] get good grades
[x] play an instrument
[x] have slippers
[x] wear boxers
[ ] wear black eyeliner
[x] like the color blue
[ ] like the color yellow
[ ] cyber
[ ] claim
[ ] like to read
[ ] like to write
[ ] have long hair
[x] semi long/short
[ ] have short hair
[ ] have a cell phone
[ ] have a laptop
[ ] have a pager

ARE YOU
[ ] ugly
[ ] pretty
[x] ok
[x] bored
[eh...] happy
[x] bilingual
[x] white
[x] black
[x] asian
[x] mexican
[ ] short
[ ] undecided on your height
[x] tall
[ ] grounded
[ ] sick
[x] lazy
[x] single
[ ] taken
[x] looking
[ ] not looking
[ ] talking to someone
[ ] IMing someone
[ ] scared to die
[x] tired
[x] sleepy
[ ] annoyed
[x] hungry
[x] thirsty
[ ] on the phone
[ ] in your room
[ ] drinking something
[ ] eating something
[ ] in your pjs
[x] ticklish
[x] listening to music
[ ] homophobic
[ ] racist
[ ] sexist